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# GDT: Game Number One
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/toronto-maple-leafs-nhl-game-one-in-vomit-city/
- Published: 2022-10-12T21:30:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-10-12T21:30:00.000Z
- Description: And so, it begins.
- Author: Species
- Tags: Game Coverage, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

### Toronto Maple Leafs @ Montreal Canadiens  
Leafs Game #1  
7:00 p.m. ET at Centre Bell *(so expect puck drop at 7:20)*  
Watch on: TVAS, SN  
Opponent’s Site: [Eyes On The Prize](https://www.habseyesontheprize.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Here’s our preview of tonight’s game from this afternoon.

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#### Related

[Preview: Maple Leafs @ Canadiens](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/preview-maple-leafs-canadiens-lines-lineups-line-combinations-starting-goalies-welcome-back-optimism/)

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First, one sad announcement before tonight’s game:

> We are saddened to learn of the passing of former Maple Leafs player and head coach, Joe Crozier.  
>  
> Joe played for the Maple Leafs in 1959-60 and served as Toronto’s head coach in 1980-81.  
>  
> Our thoughts are with his family. [pic.twitter.com/eDYxU9iDlr](https://t.co/eDYxU9iDlr?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
> 
> — Toronto Maple Leafs (@MapleLeafs) [October 12, 2022](https://twitter.com/MapleLeafs/status/1580301502928691200?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Beyond that, there really is nothing left to say at this point. We’ve looked the roster up and down, we’ve analysed the injuries, we’ve rated their new jersey cow advertisement, and the kittens are all very excited and ready here at the ranch.

There is only one thing left to say:

# GO LEAFS GO!

### What will happen tonight?

| THE LEAFS WIN!                                                                                  | 21 |
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| AUSTON MATTHEWS SCORES HIS MOST INSANE GOAL EVER!                                               | 2  |
| OMG! DENIS MALGIN HAT TRICK HOLY SHIT! THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING!                                | 3  |
| NYLANDER LOOKS EVEN SEXIER THAN EVER! THERE ARE NO LONGER WORDS TO DESCRIBE HIS SEXINESS!       | 14 |
| ZACH ASTON-REESE: HOMETOWN BOY MAKES GOOD AND SCORES THE GAME WINNER!                           | 4  |
| ALL OF IT! ALL OF IT HAPPENS! BUDS! ALL! DAY!                                                   | 30 |
| I am Marty St. Louis and actually believe I know what I am doing even though I obviously don’t. | 27 |