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# Tuukka Rask Will Make Me Weep For Years
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/tuukka-rask-will-make-me-weep-for/
- Published: 2010-01-05T12:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2010-01-05T12:00:46.000Z
- Author: Julian Sanchez
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27

|                                                                                                          | GP | MIN | W  | L | EGA | GA | GAA  | SA  | SV  | SV%  | SO |
| -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -- | --- | -- | - | --- | -- | ---- | --- | --- | ---- | -- |
| 2009 - [Tuukka Rask](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54880/Tuukka%5FRask?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | 16 | 942 | 10 | 3 |     | 29 | 1.85 | 448 | 419 | .935 | 2  |

You thought that things were gloomy before? You know how Ryan Miller is all that kills the Maple Leafs in a greasy package?

|                                                                                                          | GP | MIN  | W  | L | EGA | GA | GAA  | SA   | SV  | SV%  | SO |
| -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | -- | ---- | -- | - | --- | -- | ---- | ---- | --- | ---- | -- |
| 2009 - [Ryan Miller](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54834/Ryan%5FMiller?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | 35 | 2052 | 23 | 8 |     | 69 | 2.02 | 1052 | 983 | .934 | 5  |

Well take Ryan Miller, make him better, toss in a dash of "drafted by the [Toronto Maple Leafs](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/TOR?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)" and prepare to projectile vomit. There's a nice way to start off your day.

Why so angry? I had to have a burger without ketchup. KETCHUP! That makes me very angry. Onto the links in a new format as I try out a SBN tool I have never used before.

First up, some housekeeping:

[PPP Promotional Prize Pool - Pension Plan Puppets](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/ppp-promotional-prize-pool/)  
Hey! That's us! There are some good entries already but lots of room to swoop in and win a shirt.

[Free Hockey Tee Shirts from Pucking Hilarious (Comment to Win) | Toronto Mike's Blog](http://www.torontomike.com/2010/01/free%5Fhockey%5Ftee%5Fshirts%5Ffrom%5Fpu.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
This is the easiest contest ever.

[Help Wanted - Pension Plan Puppets](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/help-wanted/)  
Us again. We're looking for help so if you are interested jump in and we'll figure out how we're going to figure this out eventually.

[just your usual general borschevsky: Top-Six Troubles, The Monster's Making Progress, And Burke Goes Out To Lunch](http://generalborschevsky.blogspot.com/2010/01/top-six-troubles-monsters-making.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
The General returns to look at the real cause behind the Leafs' offensive woes.

[Puck Daddy - Burke on U.S.: 'There isn't going to be penny bet on us' to win](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Burke-on-U-S-There-isn-t-going-to-be-penny-be?urn=nhl,211720&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
He's right. Especially after that team he picked. And the coach? Useless. Worst GM or Worstest GM? (Just getting ready for the Olympics)

[Vintage Leafs: Wendel vs the Nordiques](http://vintageleafs.blogspot.com/2010/01/wendel-vs-nordiques.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Among many shots here is one of Wendel putting Leaf fans one shot closer to having one less unsuccessful Canadian fanbase to deal with on a daily basis.

[Injuries Breed Opportunities : Maple Leafs Hot Stove](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2010/01/04/injuries-breed-opportunities/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
A good friend and I have frequently joked that the water in Toronto is cursed. Reading about how each team is devastated by injuries confirms that belief.

[Far Away Leaf: Maple Leafs New Years Report](http://farawayleaf.blogspot.com/2010/01/maple-leafs-new-years-report.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Hyaena is looking for some bright spots from the past two weeks and he's looking down a few levels to find it.

[Posted Sports - Leafs' Wilson betting on U.S. to beat Canadian juniors](http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/postedsports/archive/2010/01/04/leafs-wilson-betting-on-u-s-to-beat-canadian-juniors.aspx?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Ron Wilson is probably going to pull a gun on his Swedish players if he doesn't get paid. Or he w[will do this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7gCd-C-Tys&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Phil Kessel Must Show His Worth Again | The Hockey Writers](http://thehockeywriters.com/phil-kessel-toronto-maple-leaf-must-show-his-worth-again/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
If someone were to find out how often other high-scoring forwards went through similar droughts I'd give them a hearty handshake because these kinds of articles are going to be the death of me.