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# Wednesday's FTB: Everyone goes to the penalty box
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/wednesdays-ftb-everyone-goes-to-the-penalty-box/
- Published: 2026-04-01T11:15:07.000Z
- Updated: 2026-04-01T11:32:31.000Z
- Description: Come on in. It's nice and comfy.
- Author: Species
- Tags: From The Branches

The Leafs have another day without a game out in California. It will be another 10:00 p.m. ET game tomorrow against the San Jose Sharks. Not much more to say on that as the news on the team was all covered yesterday by Keith Pelley.

The Marlies played the Manitoba Moose last night and lost 5-1\. It was not a fun game to watch. Akhtyamov was in net for the Marlies and their only goal came from defenceman Henry Thrun.

> HANK HAMMERS IT HOME!   
>  
> Henry Thrun gets one past to give the Marlies the 1-0 lead! [pic.twitter.com/Mx8w3Y8twU](https://t.co/Mx8w3Y8twU?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
> 
> — Toronto Marlies (@TorontoMarlies) [March 31, 2026](https://twitter.com/TorontoMarlies/status/2039124320358682648?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

### Other News

Why not put everyone in the box?

> PENALTIES TO... EVERYONE ON THE ICE!? 😂 [pic.twitter.com/OLNaE4HMNG](https://t.co/OLNaE4HMNG?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
> 
> — TSN (@TSN\_Sports) [April 1, 2026](https://twitter.com/TSN%5FSports/status/2039159708225855566?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Apparently after the game Shesterkin said he always thought his first fight would be against Sorokin.

> GOALIE FIGHT 🤯  
>  
> IGOR SHESTERKIN AND JACOB MARKSTROM DROP THE GLOVES AT MSG.  
>  
> (via [@MSGNetworks](https://twitter.com/MSGNetworks?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)) [pic.twitter.com/3S8VxJZv60](https://t.co/3S8VxJZv60?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
> 
> — BarDown (@BarDown) [April 1, 2026](https://twitter.com/BarDown/status/2039156105645813915?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

*"The game has changed, and how it's changed, it's less physical and it's more skating. But the skating doesn't make you as tired. The hardest thing is the 1-on-1 battles on the boards. That would make you tired."*

[Jagr talks hockey future, countryman Pastrnak in Q&A | NHL.com54-year-old forward also discusses Ovechkin, NHL game today![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/34/01/3401a938-f468-4c02-a227-9bc4cc09bad4/content/images/icon/favicon-apple-touch-icon-222.png)NHL logoAdam Kimelman![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/34/01/3401a938-f468-4c02-a227-9bc4cc09bad4/content/images/thumbnail/uvfgrvpasmeuakld7rb4.jpg)](https://www.nhl.com/news/jaromir-jagr-talks-hockey-future-countryman-david-pastrnak-in-q-and-a?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Must have been a pineapple around.

[Former Canadien, Maple Leaf Mikhail Grabovski charged with assaultFormer Toronto Maple Leafs forward Mikhail Grabovski has been charged with assault following an incident at a minor hockey game in Markham, Ont.![](https://static.ghost.org/v5.0.0/images/link-icon.svg)Sportsnet.caCanadian Press![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/34/01/3401a938-f468-4c02-a227-9bc4cc09bad4/content/images/thumbnail/Untitled-design-6-1.jpg)](https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/former-canadien-maple-leaf-mikhail-grabovski-charged-with-assault/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Have a great Wednesday, and take the time to laugh at another team.

> THE PANTHERS SCORE TWO GOALS IN 34 SECONDS TO GO UP 5-0 ON THE SENATORS! 😱😱😱   
>  
> Linus Ullmark is pulled for James Reimer before the end of the 1st period. [pic.twitter.com/5xYUPSEeQg](https://t.co/5xYUPSEeQg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
> 
> — TSN (@TSN\_Sports) [March 31, 2026](https://twitter.com/TSN%5FSports/status/2039128553162170522?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)