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# [Weekend LL] The Five Stages of Hiring Randy Carlyle
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/weekend-ll-the-seven-stages-of-hiring-randy-carlyle-news-notes-rumors-leafs-may-10-2014/
- Published: 2014-05-10T10:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2014-05-10T10:00:12.000Z
- Author: Steve filler
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

1\. Denial: "He's going to fix their conditioning! And bring us defensively responsible hockey!"

2\. Anger: "What is this shit?"

3\. Bargaining: "Well, at least if we're going to miss the playoffs spectacularly, Randy will get fired."

4\. Depression: "Why are they wasting a whole other season to figure out what we already know about Carlyle?"

5\. Acceptance: "Fuck it, dude, let's watch bowling."

Montreal-Boston at 7 tonight, then Anaheim and LA starting at 9:30.

There's a ton of good content on the front page:

[Carlyle in Three Acts](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/carlyle-in-three-acts/)  
Each act ends on a fun note.

[Randy Carlyle's Work In Toronto](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/randy-carlyles-work-in-toronto-a-retrospective/)  
A retrospective.

[Carlyle Will Be Retained](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/maple-leafs-announce-randy-carlyle-to-return-as-head-coach-this-team-hates-you/)  
The post, breaking down the press conference before it actually happened.

I'll post some external links in the morning when I get up.