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# Welcome Back Leafs
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/welcome-back-leafs/
- Published: 2009-11-02T15:19:00.000Z
- Updated: 2009-11-02T15:19:00.000Z
- Author: Jason Orach
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27

God's Team went 1-1-3 on a five game road trip and they would have done better if someone whose nickname rhymes with "Dog ship" didn't torpedo a strong effort on Saturday. Have the Leafs turned the corner, who knows? But tomorrow night the latest in a string of Leafs saviours, [Phil Kessel](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54905/Phil%5FKessel?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), makes his debut at the ACC in front of the faithful, the suits, and in front of our unquestioned starting goaltender: the Monster.

The weird thing about all of this is [Damien Cox](http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/nhl/article/719618--cox-improving-leafs-prove-a-point?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com):

But you'd have to agree seven points is hardly an Everest-like mountain to climb. If the Leafs did catch the pack, it wouldn't go down as one of the greatest hockey comebacks since the Miracle on Manchester.

I just read a Damien Cox post and feel BETTER about the Leafs. What the hell is going on? Someone hold me. I made the mistake of believing in Toskala on Saturday, [check this out](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/period-2-leafs-0-jerks-0/):

8:15 Chemmy: Oh my god please let Toskala be ready to be a sick backup/platoon goalie.

Followed immediately by:

8:16 PPP: O HAI TOSKALOL

So, Damien, this isn't personal unlike most of my puerile grudges. You seem to be writing great articles but if I stop hating you that all might go away. So, here it is:

![](http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/33179/cox.gif)