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# We’re Suing Everybody
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/were-suing-everybody-toronto-maple-leafs-nylander-obviously-kidding/
- Published: 2018-12-03T14:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2018-12-03T14:00:08.000Z
- Description: And we have really good reasons!
- Author: Acting the Fulemin
- Tags: Empty Calories, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

The courts should be a last resort to resolve a dispute, or to redress an injury. It is not lightly that we here at Pension Plan Puppets Kitten Ranch and Manufacturing take legal recourse, but recent events have left us no choice.

Our[ full statement of claim is below.](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus%5Fasset/file/13596039/Lawsuit.pdf?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) We’ll see you in court.