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# Where We're Going, We Don't Need Roads...
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/where-were-going-we-dont-need-roads/
- Published: 2009-06-02T08:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2009-06-02T08:00:24.000Z
- Author: VoxMediaUser138634
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

Good morning from beautiful California, where currently, I'm still in bed, posting from the past, into the FUTURE! typing at a blistering 88 wpm into this handy dandy future machine. Welcome to my first FTB, and now that we've gotten the nerdiness out of the way, let's have some links!

- TSM has the skinny on [what makes Brian Burke so angry](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey/burke-takes-watters-show/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) (hint - it's got nothing to do with being Irish)
- [Sidney Crosby](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/55428/Sidney%5FCrosby?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) has been called many names in such a short career, and Mike Babcock is [suggesting a new one already](http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-spw-stanley-cup-fyi1-2009jun01,0,2785995.story?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- The honeymoon is over, and it's now Jacques Martin's time to answer for [his crimes against hockey](http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/story/2009/06/01/sp-f-martin-canadiens.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). I for one look forward to this coming Habs season
- Speaking of Jacques, the venerable Down Goes Brown has put his hockey centric Patriot Act to work once more, and produces [the painstaking job interview](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/06/jacques-martin-montreal.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) poor Mr. Martin suffered through.
- [Penguins](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/PIT?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) fans [love Coldplay](http://www.thepensblog.bloguin.com/pensblog/june-2009/coldplay-is-everywhere.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Take that however you'd like.
- We all have Puck Daddy to thank, as he travels to Pittsburgh, so that we don't have to. Oh, he's [there because of the playoffs](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Greetings-from-Pittsburgh-where-NHL-hotel-actua?urn=nhl,167323&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)? OK, that makes a little more sense now...