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# You're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/youre-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat/
- Published: 2009-04-28T10:05:31.000Z
- Updated: 2009-04-28T10:05:31.000Z
- Author: Howard Waddington
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

This one was very nearly called "The Great Sh\*\*e Sharks".

- Dr Steve reports on the demise of the Marlies and the [Blue and White contingent at the Worlds](http://leafs.hockeyanalysis.com/2009/04/27/just-how-bad-are-things/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). (For those of you struggling to access leafs.hockeyanalysis.com, Steve suggests emailing the main hockeyanalysis.com webmaster with any issues you might have).
- Toronto Sports Media covers the [NHLPA's efforts to get more teams to Canada](http://torontosportsmedia.com/sports-and-toronto/nhlpa-teams-canadaontario/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and also the [Larry Brooks take on Tortorella](http://torontosportsmedia.com/sports-and-toronto/larry-brooks-tortorella-officials/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- General Borschevsky is officially 100, just like our backward francophone cousins. Favourite posts featured [here](http://generalborschevsky.blogspot.com/2009/04/100.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Vezina finalists have been decided and it's clear that 'trying to cripple Jason Blake' was [one of the criteia this year](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Vezina-finalists-Systems-of-a-downer-in-best-go?urn=nhl,159258&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Sticking with goaltending, as bad as ours has been this year, Mirtle has some good news - [at least we don't support the Avs](http://www.fromtherink.com/2009/4/27/855434/measuring-expected-save-percentage?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- In light of the link from yesterday, make that [2 minutes and 6 matches](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/NHL-makes-example-of-Brashear-suspends-for-six-?urn=nhl,159292&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). [Tsk tsk, Don](http://nhl.fanhouse.com/2009/04/27/brashear-suspended-six-games/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- To the playoffs: [Blackhawks](http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2009/4/28/857045/some-red-handed-sleight-of-hand?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [4 - 1](http://www.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?hlg=20082009,3,186&fr=false&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Flames](http://www.matchsticksandgasoline.com/2009/4/27/856928/see-you-all-next-year-maybe?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) (Blackhawks win series 4 - 2). [Sharks](http://www.fearthefin.com/2009/4/27/857032/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [1 - 4](http://www.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?hlg=20082009,3,156&fr=false&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Ducks](http://mvn.com/onthepond/2009/04/ducks-finish-off-sharks-next-up-detroit.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) (Ducks win series 4 - 2).
- World Championships: USA! USA! USA! [6 - 1](http://www.iihf.com/en/channels/iihf-world-championship-oc09/home/news/news-singleview-world-championship-2009/article/usa-thumps-austria.html?tx%5Fttnews%5BbackPid%5D=2866&cHash=eeba793d2b&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Austria. Czech Republic [5 - 2](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8V1nb9Cvfg&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Norway. Latvia [3 - 2](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDu7R6MhKT0&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Sweden. Finland [5 - 1](http://www.iihf.com/en/channels/iihf-world-championship-oc09/home/news/news-singleview-world-championship-2009/article/finland-fashions-tidy-4-1-win.html?tx%5Fttnews%5BbackPid%5D=2866&cHash=8c59c0e312&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Denmark. /