There will be no analysis of this game. Analysis dictates that there's actually any play to break down. How do you break down a game where everyone sucks and is caught napping?
Still, the rules dictate we need a recap so here's your recap:
1st Period:
- #tbt the 19 seconds in which the Leafs were actually really in this game.
- The Leafs allowed as many odd-man rushes as they did shots on goal.
- They might have made James Reimer cry human tears, which is bad.
- Bozak might be concussed, Sens fans outraged he dove.
- Mark Stone took a skate to the face when he tripped Lupul, Sens fans outraged Lupul can't control the laws of gravity or something.
1st PERIOD RECAP:
2nd Period:
- Another Sens goal. Starting to think the Leafs might not win this.
- Shawn Matthias is going to the quiet room as well; bad night for Leafs trade bait.
- Chris Neil gets injured as I don't even pretend that I care about Chris Neil's well-being.
- Shawn Matthias comes back; night for trade bait improves.
2nd PERIOD RECAP:
3rd Period:
- Sens score two more goals; so much for that faint hope we'd have another Flu Game on our hands.
- LEAFS GOOOOOAL! P.A. PARENTEAU! Okay, scratch that; GREAT night for Leafs trade bait!
- The Leafs goal got more cheers than all six Senators goals; excuse you, but that should count for six goals, in my unbiased opinion.
- How am I only on my third beer at this point? I mean, really?!
- Sens fans chant "hey hey goodbye" in a meaningless regular season game between two teams that suck because they have a harder time letting go than a jilted ex.
3rd PERIOD RECAP:
GAME RECAP:
This game really sucked to watch, but I guess it helps the draft position if you're into that kind of thing.
