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Saturday FTB: Willy & the Jets

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Will he or won’t he?

Winnipeg Jets v Toronto Maple Leafs

Hey kids, shake it loose together

The spotlight’s hitting something

That’s been known to change the weather

We’ll beat the amish neckbeard tonight

So stick around

You’re gonna see electric hockey

Solid walls of sound

Say, Carlyle and Ronnie, have you seen them yet

Uh but they’re so spaced out, W-W-W-Willy and the Jets

Oh but they’re weird and they’re wonderful

Oh Willy he’s really keen

He’s got receding hair and in his birthday suit

You know I read it on his Instagram feed

W-W-W-Willy and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless

Maybe they’re blinded

But Willy makes them ageless

We shall survive, let us take ourselves along

Where we fight TSN trade rumours out in the streets

To find who’s right and who’s wrong

Oh Carlyle and Ronnie, have you seen them yet

Oh but they’re so spaced out, Willy and the Jets

Oh but they’re weird and they’re wonderful

Oh Willy he’s really keen

He’s got receding hair and in his birthday suit

You know I saw it in his Instagram feed, oh

W-W-W-Willy and the Jets

ONTO THE LINKS!

Ed Belfour is learning the distillery business with his son as his teammate | by Scott Burnside at The Athletic

Mike Babcock on the way he’s managed Auston Matthews & John Tavares’ ice time | by MLSH Staff

The Leafs should look to acquire Jesse Puljujarvi (editor’s note: for Brown, Nielsen and a 2nd) | by Adam Laskaris

Rasmus Sandin got into his first professional hockey league game last night, and on his first professional hockey league shot he scored his first professional hockey league game. MORE LIKE RASMAUSTON SANDTTHEWS!!

Have a great Saturday everyone!