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Stanley Cup Final Game 5:
Nashville Predators @ Pittsburgh Penguins
8:00 PM EDT on CBC

Did Pekka Rinne retain his super powers on this trip to Pittsburgh, or do they require a supply of catfish that is now unobtainable? We shall soon find out.

Poll

Tonight’s winner will be:

This poll is closed

  • 58%
    The Predators.
    (14 votes)
  • 29%
    The Penguins.
    (7 votes)
  • 12%
    Project Purity Control.
    (3 votes)
24 votes total Vote Now

What we won’t find out is who is which of these alleged massive conspiracies perpetrated by the NHL are real!

Poll

Which is more likely?

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  • 61%
    The Leafs have already won the Stanley Cup this season, but there’s a massive conspiracy to hide this fact from us.
    (30 votes)
  • 38%
    The Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup for the next three years in a row.
    (19 votes)
49 votes total Vote Now