You know, it's at times like this I like to head out into the chill fall air and enjoy the good things in life. Maybe go out walking in the countryside and savour the rich tapestry of nature - the singing birds, the golden sun and auburn hues of the trees.

Presently, I may come across a young family feeding the ducks at the lake. At which point of course, I'd push little Johnny Joey into the water, set fire to the mother's nicely styled hair, rake the ducks with semi-automatic gunfire and finally battle the father to the death in a specially constructed MLSE thunderdome. Because that's what autumn is all about. That and I support the Leafs and I'm in a very, very, very bad mood. See you in court.