Last night, Joffrey Lupul took to Twitter to publicly apologize for his Instagram comments earlier this week, referring to the Leafs’ maybe-possibly-illegal, almost-certainly-questionable handling of his medical clearance. As with all the best dramatic Tweets, it was delivered using a screenshot of the Notes app.
“I would also like the horse’s head removed from my pillow.”*
Whatever actually happened here—and I’m not sure we’ll ever find out, unless one of the involved parties writes a book or drunk-texts Bob McKenzie—it seems to have reached its conclusion, for better or for worse. Lupul says he will not be seeking a second opinion, which puts an end to that question. However, I would like to encourage our inventive commenters to discuss their own personal conspiracy theories about what went down here. The best one will get a prize!**
*this joke is courtesy of Fulemin, who is funnier than me
**prize is at my sole discretion, and it will almost certainly be a gif of William Nylander’s butt
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Nothing matters until October
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