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Thursdays FTB: Writing Mitch Marner in the headline makes people click your link

I have no idea what to write about anymore.

‘Head of a Youth’, c1750-1753 (1958).
Sigh. Can it be the regular season already?
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Okay Toronto Maple Leafs fans. It's August 21st and I'm bored. Dozens of RFA's are still unsigned - aside from Colin White yesterday - and nothing seems to be moving them along.

The ploy of moving to Europe is right on schedule, and no one cares, Darren, because we all saw it coming. You're a predictable dingleberry.

Junior teams are announcing training camps that start next week and the QMJHL is already having pre-season games.

I'm too hot to be bothered to care at all about this stuff, and man does August drag on.

Now the #isitoctoberyet nonsense is happening earlier too!

No! It's not October! Get a calendar!

The Top 25 is almost over. #8 comes out today. Soon enough the Leafs will be in Newfoundland for training camp and we can start getting actual real news and things to talk about.

Hopefully by then we won't care so much what retired players have to say.

Here are some links, none of them are about Mitch Marner.

Aw man, I blew it right off the hop.

Yeah, ‘cause he’s signed. Unlike Marner.

Aw dammit.

All they have to do is come up on his right and he won’t see them.

Way to go! [THUMBS UP]

Wait a minute, these aren’t photos from his instagram.

Well, if he still wants to play, he’ll have to go where he’s wanted.

Hopefully bad things.

Oh no, that cuts into the...*giggles*...offer sheet budget.

Hey someone else is doing it too!

That’s a guy alright.

Enjoy your day everyone!