Here's a matrix of 16 shitty players the Leafs are undoubtedly interested in. During Free Agency Day while Leafs fans are cowering under their beds and desks praying to God to make it stop raining flaming shit on them for just a little while you can draw a big red "X" on the face of guys who sign with other teams and in doing so spare Leafs fans from suffering through their crapulence for a while.