Marlies @ Phantoms

Capitals @ Lightning

The Marlies flew down to Allentown Monday, or Lehigh Valley, or whatever the hell you call it. They are there to play the first of at least two games against the Phantoms. They are going in with a 2-0 lead in the series they earned here at home last weekend. A win tonight would put the Phantoms on the ropes and give the Marlies a near unstoppable path to the Calder Cup Final.

Here’s James Bond film Swedish Supervillain Andreas Johnsson with a preview of the game.

Oh, right. That other game

One of the Caps or the Bolts will be eliminated tonight. Basically both teams have a lot to prove and both will probably lose to the Golden Knights. You might say George McPhee has the Stanley Touch.

Who will touch the Prince of Wales trophy tonight?

Alex Ovechkin18
Steven Stamkos11
Only Bill Daly16
Wait that’s Auston Matthews’ music! OMG HE’S SCORED FOUR GOALS ON BOTH TEAMS! THEY CAN’T STOP HIM!14