From The Branches
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From the Branches or FTB as it's known, is the daily links and chat post for Pension Plan Puppets.
Run For It, Marty! It's The Hurricanes!
* Clearly undaunted by I Am Legend being 'not very good', Down Goes Brown offers you his distopian vision of a world without Leaf fans.
* Toronto Sports Media reports on Glen Sather's letter to the Corinthians Bettman and the wires starting to hum concerning Lecavalier.
* Heading back
Naked Flames Prohibited
* Eyebleaf continues his collection of Haterade against Leafs goalies, this time taking aim at Pogge.
* Alas! Marlies are done, beaten 4 - 2 (and therefore 4 - 2) by the Manitoba Moose. Better luck next year, lads - and mind the splinters, Justin.
* What better time then than for Vintage
Capital Gains
* Marlies. Marlies, Marlies, Marlies. Game 6 tonight in Winnipeg and it's win-or-go-home time. Dr Steve likes what he seen so far of Stålberg and a quick look behind the scences at what Chemmy does for a living.
* Toronto Sports Media has a grisly tale of Slovakien murder most
No Jackets Required.
* Disappointing news first, so we can get it out of the way. Marlies lose 5 - 2 to Manitoba (It's a city against a province, how can that be fair?) and go 3 -2 down in the series. However, it was a pro-debut for Viktor Stalberg.
* Rumours of
Payback In Fear Dollars.
* Dr. Steve kicks us off with reminiscences of one the finest trades of the last twelve months.
* The Playoffs suck - I know because Cox Bloc told me so. Godd knows how to make it all better too. Also featuring a caption contest you'll not want to miss.
'Batman' Soundtrack? Yeah, Throw It.
* If there was any justice in the world. Down Goes Brown would win the Internet with every post - this time he reviews Google's 'Similar Images' feature, with an NHL bent.
* Toronto Sports Media reports on the Tavares Jinx and speculates on why the Marlies draw
Live From Dry Heaves, IN.
* Toronto Sports Media with foolish trade speculation and a stunning insight from Berger.
* Shame on all you 4/20 celebrators - it's 4/21 that's the significant date around here, as explained by Toronto Mike.
* mf37 and an accountability culture in the NHL jornalismsphere and the
Night of the Nearly Dead
* Toronto Sports Media and the nascent battle between the print guys in TO and their counterparts in NY. Also, why the Leafs need to win, just for Larry Brooks.
* Suite 101 takes another look at the Tavares situation, with Maple Leaf Hot Stove covering the counter-offers possibly coming back at
Negligent Discharge
* Down Goes Brown whips out the writing paper to touch base with slimmer of the year, Kyle Wellwood.
* A mighty Blue and White guide to who to call for in the playoffs, courtesy of The Meatriarchy.
* Brian Burke, troll of the year? Old Guys in Blue and White thinks he
I Say, Is That Tom Bosley?
* You can't always get what you want : Norman James, Maple Leaf Hot Stove, Puck Daddy and the NHL Fanhouse cover Matt Gilroy's decision to sign with the Rangers instead.
* Marlies win!!!1 What? Really? Sheeeeeeeeeit. The Moose make it 1 - 1 with game three in
Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
* Maple Leaf Hot Stove and Toronto Sports Media report on the tug-of-war that never even started, twixt the Leafs, the Wild and Nonis.
* Ashamed to be behind an Englishman in the PPP PP standings already, Down Goes Brown calls out Mark Osbourne.
* Analysis Steve and a cautiously welcome start to
Raining Down On Charlie
* Tavares to Toronto - not so fast! Cool your jets with Dr. Steve.
* Eyebleaf is conflicted as to whether JT would be worth the price or not. Wrap Around Curl has no such qualms.
* Toronto Sports Media wraps up the opinions on the matter, with those highly paid professionals that
If Man Is Five And The Devil Is Six...
* Since we couldn't get him by fair means...Down Goes Brown on the ongoing Tavares quest - a baton picked up by Toronto Sports Media and The Meatriarchy.
* On to players we DO have - say hello to Viktor Stǻlberg with Dr Steve and T.O Sports.
* Aaaaaand,
Belligerent and Numerous.
* Kicking things off today, it's Down Goes Brown with his top 10 highlights of the season.
* Free agents everywhere you look! Analysis Steve with the latest addition in Robert Slaney and the growing (in every sense) roll of youngsters.
* Is it possible to type through gritted teeth? If
It Feels So Empty Without You
* Just because the hockey stops, sadly doesn't mean Damien has the decency to do the same. Dr Steve with the latest round of inanity.
* TSM has your Sunday papers roundup.
* A final look at the last game of the season, courtesy of Maple Leafs Hot Stove, who also
The Electric Devereaux
* Maple Leafs top analyst Dr Steve delivers his summer itinerary for you all.
* An imminent decision on Gilroy's future? TSM thinks it's possible, along with a Swedish jaunt for BB. Can't imagine why he'd be over there.
* Since we're talking
The Final Day
* After a long and tortuous path, with broken hearts and dreams in their wake, our beloved team have finally made the playoffs. Yes, the Anaheim Ducks Marlies have done it. Just don't celebrate too much.
* Toronto Sports Media has shocking intelligence that Cox might be beginning to see
Poetic Image #36 Not Found.
* Down Goes Brown has another of his wonderful chart run downs - this time it's the 10 dumbest moments in the Battle of Ontario!
* All of a sudden, we're all about Jonas Gustavsson. The good Dr. Steve, Toronto Sports Media and Sleza all have the drop
The Safe Word Is "Clouston"
* Toronto Sports Media reports on Water Closet Howard trying to dig himself out of a self-dug hole.
* More questions to ponder with Maple Leaf Hot Stove, in addition to a game review.
* On subject of which, mf37 did a live blog on the game which is reviewed here. Die By
Small Eyes, Like A Crab.
* A good performance from the Gerberserker last night, with Dr. Steve and the Maple Leafs Hot Stove lauding the plaudits.
* Blurr plays armchair GM in the Left Coast Lock.
* The Battle of New York had the decency to put up their game review after one period last night. And things
You Have The Manners Of A Goat!
I may be immortal, but I'm still not playing in goal.
* USA, 2010 Olympic Champions - It's now the only possible outcome. Puck Daddy reviews Wilson's appointment and the Sharks with their wonderful sense of humour.
* Toronto Sports Media and more of the words
Have You Ever Been Inside A...Turkish Prison?
* It's about time the NHL took the moral high ground from we cheating Leafs and Down Goes Brown knows just what needs to be done.
* We're not just blessed with hockey analysis from Dr. Steve, we get journalism analysis too. Damien 'Always A Solid Argument&
Cause And Side Effect
The first rule of the FTB is that we don't talk about nights like last night until a decent and fitting period of mourning has passed...
* A belated link for a piece by Dr. Steve on the improvin' Kulemin.
* Pogge turns aside 34 of 36 as the
A Six Goal Head Start Is Only Sporting
* The analytical lowdown on Bozak with Dr. Steve.
* Cheap shots and unfailing and sensible logic in Cox Bloc.
* Toronto Sports Media asks if there are more college players to come and talks Watters and McCown.
* The chaps at the Hot Stove caution against giving up picks, debate who's
Find A Map And Draw A Straight Line
* Steve drops his analysis science on some possible trade targets for the summer.
* Down Goes Brown seeks to give Tyler Bozak a friendly nudge down the path of true enlightenment.
* More Frogren fallout, with Toronto Sports Media and some superb Simpsons riffage from mf37.
* Leafs fandom and support is alive