Heather Lynn

Clearly the Rangers will resort to magic and trickery to get the puck in. I don't have much to saw about the Rangers. Only that when I found it was the Rangers it made me think of the Western Whoppers at Burger King. You know, with the onion

Final - 2.21.2009 1 2 3 OT SO Total Vancouver Canucks 0 1 1 0 1 3 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 0 0 0 2 Complete Coverage > Who called it? We should have placed bets or I should have offered up some sort of prize for

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Vancouver Canucks 0 1 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 2 Join the Game Thread You must be this tall to score goals.... Hang on, it's not over yet. This game needs some sort of a riot, don't ya think?

0:26 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total Vancouver Canucks 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Join the Game Thread I don't get all the frenzy. You'd think Paris Hilton was there or something. It's just some hockey game. The Leafs

After the rumors and rumblings something things are coming to light. Sergei Kostitsyn was basically tied to the mob and the developments of the story just get stranger and stranger. More names will probably emerge, but this is what is known now as official media outlets report. More story here.

1 2 3 OT SO Total Columbus Blue Jackets 1 1 1 0 1 4 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 2 0 0 0 3 Join the Game Thread No time for love, Dr Jones... Oh we were hopeful, weren't we? And then we crossed the point to cheer

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Columbus Blue Jackets 1 1 2 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 2 3 Join the Game Thread They are coming for you. Not with knives, nay. Their bare hands. They will expertly crush your vitamin C deliciousness. Antro requires more fruit for his drink. Be aware.

3:59 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total Columbus Blue Jackets 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Join the Game Thread via farm4.static.flickr.com Gotta catch em all. Thus far he has caught them all. Except for that one Nash slipped in at the last

I was all set to do an overview of the Blue Jackets and how their name has historical roots and all that. It was just so dull. I was hoping there was some School House Rock song about the Civil War but I didn't find one. Though, I

1:00 remaining in the 3rd 1 2 3 Total Buffalo Sabres 3 0 1 4 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 1 0 1 Join the Game Thread via cache.daylife.com MOM TELL HIM TO STOP TOUCHING ME. Well that was lovely. Post game reaction time. Just remember if the

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Buffalo Sabres 3 0 3 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 1 1 Join the Game Thread via i116.photobucket.com I typed "blue puppy" into google and got that. I think I may have been holding out hope for a poodle with like painted

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Buffalo Sabres 3 3 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Join the Game Thread via cache.daylife.com I was going to say "you lay on the ice like a broad" but I figure the fans present have already crushed his delicate soul. This

via cache.daylife.com No lie, I almost forgot there was a game today because I thought it was Monday still. Then I zombie walk out of bed and check my Gmails only to have Sexypants and Jammies message me both at the same time. Aren't they good

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Pittsburgh Penguins 2 0 2 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 1 1 Join the Game Thread This looks promising. It's the bipolar, crazy Leafs I have come to love. I hate myself for loving you...Hey remember Dawson's Creek and all the

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Pittsburgh Penguins 2 2 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Join the Game Thread via cache.daylife.com Hey guys. It's still Valentine's Day. The Leafs like to break our hearts and then make it up to us...What a beeyotchhhhhh.

Happy Valentine's Day, darlings. I hope you having the best holiday possible. Filled with chocolate or booze. Or both if that is what you are into. I will be around until about 6:30 my time then I am heading out for a Chiefs game. Then either Jammies

Next Game Pittsburgh Penguins @ Toronto Maple Leafs Saturday, Feb 14, 2009, 7:00 PM EST Air Canada Centre Complete Coverage > via cache.daylife.com You know, I never thought I would identify with lyrics to a Katy Perry song... "You're hot then you're cold,

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 1 2 3 Tampa Bay Lightning 4 0 4 Join the Game Thread Hey you know that one guy we always tell to do something? He is doing stuff. Is this hope, joy? In my heart cavity area? I am going to

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Tampa Bay Lightning 4 4 Join the Game Thread via cache.daylife.com Same story. Just change the jersey. You know I really hope right now Ron is in the locker room screaming like Christian Bale. But with like a

5:54 remaining in the 3rd 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 0 Buffalo Sabres 2 1 2 5 Join the Game Thread Oh god, the painnnnn. The agony. I totally identify with this kid here: David After Dentist (via booba1234) Post your reaction here, or

1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 1 3 3 7 Colorado Avalanche 1 2 1 4 Join the Game Thread POST GAME REACTION THREAD. Whoa. Guys did that just happen? What is this feeling? Did I just see a win? When you know, things tend to not go in

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 1 3 4 Colorado Avalanche 1 2 3 Join the Game Thread Everyone just be cool...just calm down. Luke Schenn keep being awesome.

Hey look, it's tied. This is good right?

Darcy Tucker, as always, makes for magical and hilariously inappropriate photo opportunities. When did the Leafs and Avs play last? I'd approximate it was sometime when Luke Schenn was a sophomore, wait you call that grade 10 right? He probably had to read The Scarlet Letter. With some