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FTB: Ottawa Senators and Pittsburgh Penguins ultimate hockey championship tonight

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Save us Phil Kessel! You’re our only hope.

Ottawa Senators v Toronto Maple Leafs
“Is Dion as bad a locker room DJ as I read on PPP?”
Photo by Claus Andersen/Getty Images

Welcome to our nu formak! You may have noticed things look a little different around here today (assuming it’s actually turned on yet). As with prior nu formaks, there will be tweaks in the coming days based on your feedback. If a particular design choice irks you, feel free to write an email to, and tell them exactly what you don’t like. They won’t know unless you tell them.

Now, back to hockey!

I won’t mince words.

As an upstanding Canadian citizen, I want the Senators to lose tonight, and lose horribly.

While the idea of that team being humiliated in a four game Stanley Cup Final sweep by the Nashville Predators is appealing; a non-zero probability they could win the Stanley Cup is too much for a respectable Canadian hockey fan like me to tolerate.

Activate beast hot dog mode Kessel! Do the thing!


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