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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Okay WAY too much happened yesterday and it’s a holiday weekend that’s hotter than hell. So your FTB today is rapid fire.

  1. Chemmy
  2. JOHN TAVARES IS A LEAF!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  3. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  5. BACK TO EXCITED ABOUT TAVARES AHHHHHHHH
  6. CONTRACT DETAILS ABOUT JOHN TAVARES BEING A LEAF!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
  7. The Leafs also signed Josh Jooris.
  8. And a bunch of depth players for the Marlies, including a guy named Subban.
  9. They’re also linked to UFA defenseman Calvin de Haan.
  10. All of this means some changes, like JVR re-signing with the Flyers (since he signed his previous contract as a Flyer too). I might make the Flyers my second team and I never thought I would say that about a Philadelphia team. But Giroux, Couturier, Konecny, Voracek, Patrick, JVR, Simmonds, Ghost Bear, and Provorov are just stupid fun.
  11. Leo Komarov signed with the New York Islanders.
  12. Tyler Bozak signed with the St Louis Blues.
  13. Polak went to Dallas and Plekanec went back to Montreal.

That’s it for the Leafs-related content. Let’s hit the rest of the ridiculousness around the NHL yesterday. Seriously, for once the NHL Free Agency period wound up delivering on its promise, though not entirely due to actual free agent signings.

WHO CARES ABOUT THE REST THE LEAFS SIGNED JOHN TAVARES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

BUDS.

ALL.

DAY.

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