I was inspired by the NHL11 post yesterday and the punishment for the four disappointing tournament players, so I thought I'd write my own PPP limerick for today's FTB:

After the lockout I moved to the west
Where people think the Canucks are the best.
Despite this delusion
I came to the conclusion
I could marry one from that rink.
I know what you think
About this decision
But at least it's not within the division.

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