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CHILDREN AVERT YOUR EYES!!!! (via 1.media.tumblr.com)

The scariest thing I can think of is:

Phil Kessel not being very good56
Vesa Toskala being named the starting goalie for the season80
Another 7 (or more) game losing streak62
Pants29