Somewhere, in a land that time forgot, there is a place without wi-fi.  In this place, there is a home where there is not high-speed internet.  In this home is me, trying to figure out how exactly I can get this piece written, links collected and then posted, on a very, very, very slow connection.

So, I'm sorry to say there will be no cool pictures, funny gifs or youTube video clips for today's FTB.  Instead, lets all just imagine that in this space here, there is a dog.  The dog is licking peanut butter from the roof of it's mouth.  It's also smoking a cigar...

With that said, let's get to the links.  If I've missed something, toss it in the comments, it's nothing personal.