Andreas Johnsson hat trick! Garret Sparks shut out! Did you see last night’s game? NO? Man, you missed a lot of awesome stuff. Here’s the game in six to catch you up:

Of course Flyers fans deserved the loss after Broad Street Hockey posted this garbage earlier in the day:

Return Flight: Roenick silences the Air Canada Centre

In other less important games last night, Sharks coach Pete Deboer was ejected from the game...

Sharks 0, Golden Knights 6: Burn the tape

The Buffalo Sabres are now on a nine game winning streak, and sadly it doesn’t seem like they’re playing above their station.

Recap: Sabres win their ninth straight and sit atop the NHL

Finally, Patrick Laine scored five times last night as the Jets* beat the Blues...

Patrik Laine scores 5 goals to lead Jets past Blues -

That’s it for me, I now have to go watch a bunch of kids play hockey and fall down a lot.

Man, I love it when hockey players fall down.

Enjoy your day!