Heather Lynn

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Ottawa Senators 0 0 Join the Game Thread LEAFS 1 HILLARY DUFF'S BOYFRIEND 0. Ah this is looking like a good game. Except for some reason when my feed cut to watching Hillary Duff eat food for about

It's the Leafs and Sens! Aren't you excited? Though I think for Leafers excitement has a different definition. You see for this whole post I planned on talking about Martin Gerber, Swiss cheese and methods for preparation for an ideal grilled cheese sammich. Then I found

Well that was nice. Pour your pithy comments here. That is all. Isn't this picture hilariously inappropriate?

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Edmonton Oilers 0 3 3 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 1 1 Join the Game Thread So much for puppies and deep philosophical questions. Now I am just mad. I am mad at Andrew Cogliano for being really really really ridiculously good looking. GRRRR. WRAP SMASH.

1:40 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total Edmonton Oilers 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Join the Game Thread Anyone else getting the first period sleepies? Van Ryn is hurty again. He does that a lot. I am hurty. This bandaid on my finger is totally

What's the plan? Is there a plan? I am so lost and confused. Are the Leafs tanking or just trying not to suck? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? IS THIS GOING TO LAST FOREVER? I love David After Dentist because without realizing it, he is asking the "big

One of these dudes is a Storm Trooper. You make the call. The Leafs won? Fuh realzie? Well talk it out.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 Washington Capitals 0 0 0 Join the Game Thread You know, I hope we one day have the technology to create tauntauns. So I can ride around on one swinging a lightsaber at things. This game is still scoreless.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Washington Capitals 0 0 Join the Game Thread Scoreless after one. It could be worse, right? The Leafs had a no goal. It was a flirting with scoring. Continue talking Star Wars. Or I will just talk about it to

I think it's only fitting since Martin Gerber has rocked a Star Wars mask that I take this one time opportunity to geek out. Though I do geek out on the regular, this time I should realllllly go for it. But when presented with such a great chance,

0:21 remaining in the 4th 1 2 3 OT Total New Jersey Devils 1 0 1 0 2 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 2 0 2 Join the Game Thread Odin is an expert photochopper. Play this song while staring into his eyes. Another overtime game. But the mighty

Intermission 1 2 3 Total New Jersey Devils 1 0 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 Join the Game Thread This is exciting. That was sarcasm. This is so boring. Someone please stop the reign of Brodeur's terror. This is your third period thread. Get out your

1:06 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total New Jersey Devils 1 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Join the Game Thread Wasn't it nice of PPP to impersonate me? He did a fairly good job of pretending to be me. What would have sealed it

This is actually your benevolent overlord PPP (not be confused with the evil overlord Chemmy) that is testing a problem out. Or uncovering that Wrap is a luddite. Anyway, first off, make your SPG Picks. The main reason being that we are going to give away some bobbleheads based on

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 2 0 2 Ottawa Senators 0 2 2 Join the Game Thread Hey so I was trying to google amusing photos of Senators. Like the Roman kind. Mannnnnnn so not safe for work. I saw things I didn't want to

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 2 2 Ottawa Senators 0 0 Join the Game Thread Alright how about that first period? Actually I missed the first.Sorry the thread was late. I brought a cake? Oh can I just say I get things done? NHL Network had

Well it's that time. It's the most wonderous of match ups. Like the Hatfields/McCoys, Yankees/Red Sox, Duff/Dunaway. Ok so the last one is a bit of a stretch and only makes sense if you spend a lot of time reading tabloids. This is

Yo wassup baby? I just you know, got my flag. I won a medal, I am so fly. Call me? Ah yes it's the battle of the season. Which team is more dedicated to living in Mom's basement? Well living in the basement isn't

Well that was quite lovely. Did the Leafs get another coach fired? That Ron Wilson sure can wear a tie...Post game reaction time, darlings.

1:00 remaining in the 2nd 1 2 3 Total New York Rangers 0 1 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 Join the Game Thread Thanks for hanging in there kittens. I know it's totally boring, but y'all are troopers. As for the rest of

Intermission 1 2 3 Total New York Rangers 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Join the Game Thread I like this picture because it is hilariously awkward. Am I the only one who thinks Ian White should only have a mustache and not all the other facial hair? Can

For the last game thread I rambled about my love of of the Western Whopper and if it still existed. See? I still can't even fake enthusiasm for the Rangers. At the very least I refrained from talking Sean Avery. I did consider talking food again. This time

I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY KOOL AID. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? Whoa. The Vesa was highly effective? Hockey started to happen in the third? I stopped snoozing. Post game reaction kittens. I was ready to post a video with puppies. I really was.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 New York Rangers 0 0 0 Join the Game Thread Blondie - Dreaming (via susieretrofuture) Is this real life? I still think I am a asleep and dreaming. Other songs with "dream" in the title; Dream On.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 New York Rangers 0 0 Join the Game Thread If I wanted to fall asleep I would have watched the Oscars! I suppose it's great that it is scoreless. But come onnnnnn. Let's put up some