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Bill Watters needs to be put out to pasture

Bill Watters, notable for being so ludicrously sour at being fired by the Leafs, may need to retire.

A poem for Winnipeg Jets fans

I wrote something for the Winnipeg Jets fans because I bet they are kind of sad right now.

David Nonis is costing MLSE millions

It's actually incredible how much money he has wasted.

Steve Simmons has Kessel Derangement Disorder

Steve Simmons can trace the root cause of any problem back to Phil Kessel. It's actually impressive.

Daniel Winnik Traded To Pittsburgh For Zack Sill, 2nd Round Pick In 2016, 4th Round Pick In 2015

The Toronto Maple Leafs have traded Daniel Winnik to the Pittsburgh Penguins for

Carolina Looks To Raleigh And Catch Toronto

The Leafs are in Carolina and hoping to lose. Let's see what happens!

What Else Should The NHL Be Re-Naming?

The NHL has re-named Corsi and Fenwick but what else should they be re-naming?

VIDEO: Jonathan Bernier lets in wildly embarrassing goal before letting in another terrible goal, Leafs lose again

Jonathan Bernier lets in yet another howler bringing his Maple Leafs' career total of just unacceptably bad goals to probably around 30. Remind you of anyone else?

Nick Kypreos Can't Remember What He Thinks About Tyler Bozak

We don't expect much from hockey insiders but at least a little consistency would be nice.

Why Phil Kessel Called Dave Feschuk An Idiot

An extended CBC clip shows that Kessel is upset about more than one question.

Phil Kessel Calls Dave Feschuk An Idiot, Is 100% Right

Phil Kessel did not take kindly to a purposely imflammatory question posed by local mittenstringer Dave Feschuk. The reaction is priceless.

Randy Carlyle Has Been Fired By The Maple Leafs

The day we feared would never come.
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