Mike Boultbee

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This is the Leafs roster for Opening Night.

More like Suck-shine State.

Californiaaaaaaaaa, heeeeere youuuu suuuuuuuuuck.

The wind has died down in the city.

I hope I make Bill Simmons cry.

NYC sucks.

Yo! The Flyers! Suck!

It's time for a Motown Throwdown

State of Hockey? More like State of Denial.

Front office isn't looking so WICKED SMAHT anymore, is it?

Tailgate *this*.

More like nation's crapital, am I right?

In Lou You Trusted.

The reasons this Denver team sucks are about a mile high.

Rouge, blanc, et BLOO BLOO BLOO

PPP's 2016 NHL preview looks at every team, and tells you exactly why they suck.

Buffalo sucks, and so does its hockey team. Here's why.

AROOOOOOOOOOOO

SLURPEES MOSQUITOES ARCTIC TEMPERATURES SLURPEES SLURPEES SLURPEES

I'm getting a little sick of Canada at this point......

Our first American entry on the PPPreview list is in Ohio. With thanks to Deadspin for the format.

The grand suckage tour of Canada continues in the PPPreviews. Up next, the Canucks! We've got the NHL covered for you, Deadspin.

The grand tour of PPPreviews stays in Canada, heading west to Edmonton.

PPP's 2016 NHL preview begins in last place, with a team we know all too well.