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FTB: Auston Matthews and the Leafs humiliated the Canucks

And they will get to do it again tomorrow!

NHL: Vancouver Canucks at Toronto Maple Leafs Dan Hamilton-USA TODAY Sports

The Maple Leafs brutally crushed the Canucks again last night with a second win in their three game series in Toronto. The final game is tomorrow night. After that, the Leafs will finally move on and make a quick trip to Montreal to play the Canadiens on Wednesday.

If you don’t recall, after moving from the Capitals to the Canucks, Holtby moved his family north to Canada but hit a snag crossing the border. While he had obtained a permit from the Canadian government to import his pet turtles, he didn’t know he also needed a permit form the US government to export them out of the country. Essentially, he was stuck at customs on the Canada-US border holding them in his hands for hours while waiting to get the needed documents. All of that work only to have Auston Matthews score on him over and over this season. He should have stayed in the US.

Here’s our recap of last night’s game.

Let’s watch this clip of Auston Matthews’ second goal of the game one more time, and Holtby’s comical reaction.

The North Division is rapidly turning into a battle for the fourth playoff spot. The Leafs, Habs, and Jets appear to have a lock on the first three spots (though the Jets could still flake out); the Flames, Oilers, and Canucks have been left behind to battle it out for the final spot. It will be fun to watch them wear each other down and leave us primed to take them out in the first round. They’re already doing it.

Clearly, the Shanaplan is akin to the Dominion’s strategy to take over the Alpha Quadrant by making the existing powers all fight each other into the ground so they can swoop in and conquer it with little formal resistance. I always suspected Brendan Shanahan and Kyle Dubas were Founders. Now we know for sure.

“The Leafs don’t worry about what’s going to happen tomorrow. They’re thinking long term. They’re thinking about what’s going to happen a year from now, a decade, a century!”

Here are the North Division standings as of this morning, sorted by points percentage.

The next episode of Back to Excited will be out later this morning.

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[SPECIES: Tabarnak!]

Oh, and I think there’s some other big sports event tonight... but I can’t quite remember what that is. Oh well. If it were something anyone here cared about, I’m sure I would remember! All I do know is all the games on today’s NHL schedule are early afternoon matinees. There’s not a single game scheduled for prime-time. I wonder why?

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