“It’s not over yet!”
“They can win four straight!”
“It’s been done before!”
“There’s always hope.”
I’m here as a Toronto Maple Leafs fan to share with you that there is no hope in the Hockey Universe. Our working theory is that Hope was destroyed in this Universe by a cosmic quantum kitten fluctuation accident on May 13, 2013, which I assure you was not accidentally created by us here at the PPP Kitten Ranch.
It took us some years to accept that hope was gone forever, but we all have now. You too will learn, in time, to live without it, Habs fans. It’s not so bad! Remember there’s always the Senators for us to laugh at.
Oh, who am I kidding. Of course there’s still hope.
HOPE THAT YOU’LL BE SWEPT IN FOUR GAMES ON MONDAY! LOLHABS!
Tom Dundon is now Carolina Hurricanes full owner - Canes Country
Hurricanes owner, CEO and governor Tom Dundon purchased the remaining shares of the team and is now the full owner, the team announced Wednesday.
Coyotes announce new head coach André Tourigny - Five For Howling
If the Coyotes were looking for a coach who has found a lot of success with younger players, they indeed found him in Tourigny. He has had numerous achievements working with younger players and has made a name for himself on the international stage.
Wild sign Eriksson Ek to 8-year, $42-million deal - Hockey Wilderness
Joel Eriksson Ek, 24, has been one of the best defensive forwards in the league for the last few years and saw an explosion of offense this season, scoring a career-high 19 goals and 30 points in 56 games played. That level of two-way production earned him fourth place in Selke Trophy voting, and his first nomination for a major NHL award.
End Of An Error - Matchsticks and Gasoline
The Troy Brouwer saga is officially over. On July 1 the Flames paid Brouwer the final $1.5 million he’s owed due to his buyout from August of 2018.
Do the Habs have a chance?
This poll is closed
I am forced to be pedantic and acknowledge there is a non-zero chance they can win one game.
They will win four straight. Hope really is dead.