The Leafs are playing a Sunday night game against the Arizona Coyotes for no good reason. Jake Gardiner is off with back spasms, and his perfect attendance record dating back more than two and a half years is now ruined.

Meanwhile William Nylander messed up the big account for the boss, or whatever the plots of sitcoms are these days. He’s been busted back to the mailroom, and can only be saved by a Frederik Gauthier goal.

Dermott gets a shot at the big time all game, and all he has to do is grab it and run.

Go Leafs Go, whichever Leafs you are, playing whichever spot in the lineup, just go!