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We here at Pension Plan Puppets Amalgamated Industries and Pillow Fluffing Inc. LLC, take our jobs as Leaf fans seriously. So, when it occurred to the movers and shakers of PPPAI&PF Inc. LLC that there was no manual on how to be a Leaf fan, we tackled the

From left to right: Vesa Toskala, Jason Blake, Matt Stajan and Jamal Mayers (via jareandbecc.files.wordpress.com) * Down Goes Brown has his thoughts on the 90s nights. * Straight Outta SoCal is looking for a captain. * Leafs247 reviews the upcoming road trip, and doesn't see much in the

Recent events in the news have rocked us all, especially we "feelers" here at PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries and Pet Clothing Inc. LLC.  It has, in fact, rocked us to our very core.  Today, we draw a line in the sand and we say "No More!"

The Leafs lost last night.  Nothing new, right?  In the immortal words of Samuel Jackson:  "Be Cool." * At Bitter Leaf, mf37 takes us on a tour through the five stages of grief. Where are you at? * Koopa kid takes you back to another time, when the Leafs scored

More nights like Monday and I'll be forced to lock up the silverware drawers.  What do you call someone who's all talk?  Someone who says all the right things, but never follows through on their promises?  A politician?  Is Burke an elected official?  Can I demand

I've loved the Leafs effort this much. Ugh. Seriously, ugh. I don't have it in me to say much about the Leafs since that last game. To cheer myself up I went and re-read Infinite Hope by eyebleaf and Truculence from our own Chemmy in the

So, we're getting close to the "worry" point, of five games.  Have your say on the game here.  I'd have more to say, but I was raised to not say anything if I've nothing nice to say...

Also known as "PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!" I need a distraction.... via i208.photobucket.com OOOOOOOO.....shiny.

Brian Burke and Phil Kessel can't believe their luck in finding a Kessel jersey at the Leafs store! (via www.cbc.ca) * Norte is back and he is not saying anything about anything. * Down Goes Brown has the greatest picture of Marty McSorley, ever. * Leaf & Lion is

Matt Stajan continues to carry the Leafs / drive his contract price up / increase his trade value (pick your favorite) while the rest of the team pretty much does the opposite. For a guy once considered captain material, he sure ain't inspiring the troops much, is he? After watching

Get on the horn!  Sound the alarm!  Gather the board members and lead the charge, that is, if you're the right person for the job.  It's time for another installment of: "Take a Seat in the Armchair" Are you handsome enough to do this

We'll also need to show our work.  What we do know about last night is we had one guy making cross crease passes like you won't believe.  We had disinterested forwards, inept defensemen and one goalie who played his way into Saturday at the least.  Let&

...then how come we're not laughing? Could it be due to the fact that there are eighty more game to go?  Let's all back away from the ledge, take a few deep breaths and ask ourselves:  "What the f*$# is going on?" Are the

Hockey. It starts tonight...(via torontoist.com) We're finally here. Opening night. When the season ended a scant 6 months or so ago, we'd seen a glimpse of Christian Hanson and been recently introduced to Tyler Bozak. However, since that time we've met Happy

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HOCKEY?!? I KNOW I AM. I'M HAVING TROUBLE CONTROLLING THE SOUND..err, I'm having trouble controlling the sound of my voice, that is. Man oh man I am SO excited! I got my jersey over a sweet new Leafs tee, my

Did you sneak behind the Vesa's net and say not nice things? He sees you... * I'm not sure what to do now, as the man with all the answers, Dr. Steve, has a few questions of his own as the season is quickly closing in. * Oh

Author's note - Testing out a new feature today where I float an issue surrounding the Leafs in particular, or the league in general, and invite you to have your say.  If you're eloquent enough, maybe you'll convince the rest of us to side

...and I'm carrying the Leafs. * Sports and the City is back writing about hockey, which must mean the boys of summer have gone.  Positivity personified, eyebleaf has an answer for the Leafs captain conundrum. * Kohma takes a rational approach to reviewing the final game of the pre-season, and

Ian White's Mustache wants to have pizza with Phil Kessel! (via corruptcamel.com) You may be asking yourself; "What does a mustache know about hockey?" Well, let's look at exhibit A. No, does nothing for ya? How about exhibit B? Still nothing!? Alright, let&

A long, long, long (long) time ago, the Leafs signed Tyler Bozak. Since then, we've all forgotten the coup that signing was. Names like Kadri and Gustavsson have supplanted Bozak. Signings like Beauchemin and Komisarek have added to the distraction. Let's take a step back to

Carlton the Bear has 99 problems, but Phil Kessel ain't one. Whazzup gangstas? C to da B here, an me an muh ho's can't not wait ta gots Phunky Phresh Phil Kessel out on da ice, scoring go's fo da Leafs and

Author's note - Testing out a new feature today where I float an issue surrounding the Leafs in particular, or the league in general, and invite you to have your say.  If you're eloquent enough, maybe you'll convince the rest of us to side

Welcome to the F***ing New and Bilingual PP to the M*********ing P! Ya, that's f***ing right I speak f***ing French you f***. I wanna f***ing welcome Phil f***ing Kessel to the f***ing Leafs. F***ing A! Right on! I f***ing

Mikhail Grabovski likes new Leaf Phil Kessel so much, he killed the Bruins mascot. Waka-waka! Hi-lo every persons. I, Mikhail Grabovski am welcoming you to join me very much at new, better PPP! At old PPP, much joking about pineapples, but at new Place of Philthy Phil, pineapples serious business.

This is how much Luke Schenn loves Phil Kessel. That's his sexy face... Hi folks, I'm Luke Schenn and I want to welcome you to the new and improved PPP, or Philthy Phil's Place. We've even got our own theme song! Phil