Empty Calories

Total 101 Posts
Not every meal has to be nutritious, and some articles are just for fun.

A Corrado Carol

I have endeavoured in this Ghostly little story, to raise the Ghost of an Idea, which shall not put my readers out of humour with themselves, with each other, with the season, or with me. May it haunt their houses pleasantly, and no one wish to lay it.

The Toronto Maple Leafs 2022 Spengler Cup team

Of course this should be a traditional entry, like HC Davos, or Team Canada

The Maple Leafs are in Winnipeg, but how did they get there?

Train? Bus? Some sort of hovercraft?

Leafs Nihilism

Nothing matters!

Who would be the Maple Leafs playoff opponent?

Who’s their opponent? Would another format be better?

The Horrors of Maple Leafs Merchandise: Justin Bieber edition

I’m sorry but you’re asking how much for what?

You Realize We’re The Bad Guys, Right?

Why the Toronto Maple Leafs lose.

Tracking the Canadian Division champions

We should reward the division champions with awards of their own.

Why We Hate The Toronto Maple Leafs

Come on, you didn’t think we’d let them off that easy, did you?

Who is this new face in the Leafs jersey?

The Maple Leafs had picture day recently. Let’s see how well you do figuring out who everyone is.

Why we hate the Winnipeg Jets*

There’s a lot to hate and it’s all perfectly rational.

Miscellaneous Leaf Thoughts: Choose Wisely

Approaching a few choices in the next month.

Kasperi Kapanen: 1,883 days as a Maple Leaf

We say goodbye to someone who at first we ignored.

The Toronto Maple Leafs as a baseball team

We’ve heard enough about Leafs lineups. What would this lineup look like?

The Barely a Maple Leaf All-Star Team

There are plenty of lists of the all-time best Leafs, and all-time worst Leafs, but what about those NHL players who briefly played for the Maple Leafs?

Days of Our Leafs

You want a soap opera? Look no further.

William Nylander is changing his jersey number to one 88 times luckier

He was 88 at the World Championships and shot the lights out, so why not go back to his old number?
You've successfully subscribed to PPP Leafs
Great! Next, complete checkout for full access to PPP Leafs
Welcome back! You've successfully signed in.
Unable to sign you in. Please try again.
Success! Your account is fully activated, you now have access to all content.
Error! Stripe checkout failed.
Success! Your billing info is updated.
Error! Billing info update failed.