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Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 Washington Capitals 0 0 0 Join the Game Thread You know, I hope we one day have the technology to create tauntauns. So I can ride around on one swinging a lightsaber at things. This game is still scoreless.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Washington Capitals 0 0 Join the Game Thread Scoreless after one. It could be worse, right? The Leafs had a no goal. It was a flirting with scoring. Continue talking Star Wars. Or I will just talk about it to

I think it's only fitting since Martin Gerber has rocked a Star Wars mask that I take this one time opportunity to geek out. Though I do geek out on the regular, this time I should realllllly go for it. But when presented with such a great chance,

Next Game Toronto Maple Leafs @ Washington Capitals Thursday, Mar 5, 2009, 7:00 PM EST Verizon Center Pre-Game: 6:30 p.m., Leafs TV Broadcast: 7 p.m., Sportsnet, Leafs TV Interactive, AM640, Post-Game: 9:30 p.m., Leafs TV Post Video: mapleleafs.com Complete Coverage > Martin

Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga choo choo? Vesa Toskala, shown above doing the Charleston, is a ruiner. He ruins everything that's wholesome and good in this world. "But Chemmy," eyebleaf someone will say, "Toskala made 49 saves on 52 shots last night. That&

0:21 remaining in the 4th 1 2 3 OT Total New Jersey Devils 1 0 1 0 2 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 2 0 2 Join the Game Thread Odin is an expert photochopper. Play this song while staring into his eyes. Another overtime game. But the mighty

Intermission 1 2 3 Total New Jersey Devils 1 0 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 Join the Game Thread This is exciting. That was sarcasm. This is so boring. Someone please stop the reign of Brodeur's terror. This is your third period thread. Get out your

1:06 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total New Jersey Devils 1 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Join the Game Thread Wasn't it nice of PPP to impersonate me? He did a fairly good job of pretending to be me. What would have sealed it

This is actually your benevolent overlord PPP (not be confused with the evil overlord Chemmy) that is testing a problem out. Or uncovering that Wrap is a luddite. Anyway, first off, make your SPG Picks. The main reason being that we are going to give away some bobbleheads based on

Next Game New Jersey Devils @ Toronto Maple Leafs Pre-Game: 6:30pm LeafsTV Broadcast: 7:30pm Sportsnet, AM640 Post-Game: 10:30pm LeafsTV Opposition Coverage: In Lou We Trust (SBN) Tuesday, Mar 3, 2009, 7:30 PM EST Air Canada Centre Complete Coverage > Previous Meetings Final - 12.16.2008

Final - 2.28.2009 1 2 3 OT Total Toronto Maple Leafs 2 0 1 1 4 Ottawa Senators 0 2 1 0 3 Complete Coverage > Toronto just can't seem to stop getting points. Going 4-0-2 in their last six, this Leafs squad has to

1 2 3 OT Total Toronto Maple Leafs 2 0 1 1 4 Ottawa Senators 0 2 1 0 3 Join the Game Thread Maybe you should consider wearing a visor and a jaw guard, nancy. How Much Does Ottawa Suck? A Lot7More Than A Lot81

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 2 0 2 Ottawa Senators 0 2 2 Join the Game Thread Hey so I was trying to google amusing photos of Senators. Like the Roman kind. Mannnnnnn so not safe for work. I saw things I didn't want to

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 2 2 Ottawa Senators 0 0 Join the Game Thread Alright how about that first period? Actually I missed the first.Sorry the thread was late. I brought a cake? Oh can I just say I get things done? NHL Network had

Well it's that time. It's the most wonderous of match ups. Like the Hatfields/McCoys, Yankees/Red Sox, Duff/Dunaway. Ok so the last one is a bit of a stretch and only makes sense if you spend a lot of time reading tabloids. This is

Next Game Toronto Maple Leafs @ Ottawa Senators Pre-Game: 6pm LeafsTV Broadcast: 7pm Hockey Night in Canada, AM640 Post-Game: 10PM LeafsTV, www.mapleleafs.com Opposition Coverage: Silver Seven (SBN), Battle of Ontario, Scarlett Ice Saturday, Feb 28, 2009, 7:00 PM EST Scotiabank Place Complete Coverage > Courtesy Down

Sadly, the above will be the enduring image from tonight's game. For some reason a ridiculous thought entered Brendan Witt's peanut brain and he decided that the best thing to do after he lost his stick was to throw an elbow at Hagman's head.

Scrubs like Witt only understand one thing: Money. So hopefully Colin Campbell morphs into a competent NHL official and gives him the 20 or 30 games that might make one of these meatheads think twice before attempting to injure an opponent. Also, hopefully Burke brings someone in for purely revenge-

Chemmy's seats are amazing. Will Toskala continue his run of destroying the Leafs' lottery hopes? We'll see. Remember to rec things at Silver Seven Sens. They don't know what hit 'em.

One of these guys is awesome and the other has been stoning the Islanders. Oh yeah, new senators blog.

Yo wassup baby? I just you know, got my flag. I won a medal, I am so fly. Call me? Ah yes it's the battle of the season. Which team is more dedicated to living in Mom's basement? Well living in the basement isn't

Next Game Toronto Maple Leafs @ New York Islanders Thursday, Feb 26, 2009, 7:00 PM EST Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum Pre-Game: 6:30 p.m., Leafs TV Broadcast: 7 p.m., Sportsnet, Leafs TV Interactive, AM640, Post-Game: 9:30 p.m., Leafs TV Post Video: mapleleafs.com Opposing

I think that tonight's game gave Tortorella the full measure of the job facing him. Forget about the terrible contracts because apparently the biggest problem is that the Rangers are a bunch of out of shape slobs. Relatively speaking of course. That's a problem that can&

Well that was quite lovely. Did the Leafs get another coach fired? That Ron Wilson sure can wear a tie...Post game reaction time, darlings.

1:00 remaining in the 2nd 1 2 3 Total New York Rangers 0 1 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 Join the Game Thread Thanks for hanging in there kittens. I know it's totally boring, but y'all are troopers. As for the rest of