Game Coverage

Matty Stajan loves snorkeling. This is his signature dance move. Alright how about that loss eh? I think we need to look at the current ISS Top Ten so we can feel a bit better about this. This is your post game thread. Let the misery commence.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 1 0 1 Ottawa Senators 0 2 2 Join the Game Thread It's almost like that Celine Dion song, "It's coming back to me now." A return to typical form for the Leafs... Damn dirty Sens.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Ottawa Senators 0 0 Join the Game Thread LEAFS 1 HILLARY DUFF'S BOYFRIEND 0. Ah this is looking like a good game. Except for some reason when my feed cut to watching Hillary Duff eat food for about

It's the Leafs and Sens! Aren't you excited? Though I think for Leafers excitement has a different definition. You see for this whole post I planned on talking about Martin Gerber, Swiss cheese and methods for preparation for an ideal grilled cheese sammich. Then I found

Next Game Toronto Maple Leafs @ Ottawa Senators Monday, Mar 9, 2009, 7:30 PM EDT Scotiabank Place Pre-Game: 6:30 p.m., Leafs TV Broadcast: 7:30 p.m., Leafs TV, AM640, Post-Game: 10:00 p.m., Leafs TV Post Video: mapleleafs.com Good Coverage: Battle of Ontario Opposition Coverage:

If Marc Pouliot is ever the victim of a headshot or any sort of dirty play my mind will wander back to early in the first period and I'll think that karma has once again settled the score. Mike Van Ryn, sporting the 'A' and seemingly

Well that was nice. Pour your pithy comments here. That is all. Isn't this picture hilariously inappropriate?

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Edmonton Oilers 0 3 3 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 1 1 Join the Game Thread So much for puppies and deep philosophical questions. Now I am just mad. I am mad at Andrew Cogliano for being really really really ridiculously good looking. GRRRR. WRAP SMASH.

1:40 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total Edmonton Oilers 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Join the Game Thread Anyone else getting the first period sleepies? Van Ryn is hurty again. He does that a lot. I am hurty. This bandaid on my finger is totally

What's the plan? Is there a plan? I am so lost and confused. Are the Leafs tanking or just trying not to suck? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? IS THIS GOING TO LAST FOREVER? I love David After Dentist because without realizing it, he is asking the "big

Next Game Edmonton Oilers @ Toronto Maple Leafs Saturday, Mar 7, 2009, 7:00 PM EST Air Canada Centre Pre-Game: 6:00 p.m., Leafs TV Broadcast: 7 p.m., CBC, NHLN-HD (US), AM640, Post-Game: 9:30 p.m., Leafs TV Post Video: mapleleafs.com Complete Coverage > Sneaky Toskala could

The Streak is over! It certainly didn't end in the way that we thought it would. There was no 8th straight overtime game for the Leafs so they'll have to share the record of 7 with the 2003-2004 Oilers. They did, however, manage to push their

One of these dudes is a Storm Trooper. You make the call. The Leafs won? Fuh realzie? Well talk it out.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 Washington Capitals 0 0 0 Join the Game Thread You know, I hope we one day have the technology to create tauntauns. So I can ride around on one swinging a lightsaber at things. This game is still scoreless.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Washington Capitals 0 0 Join the Game Thread Scoreless after one. It could be worse, right? The Leafs had a no goal. It was a flirting with scoring. Continue talking Star Wars. Or I will just talk about it to

I think it's only fitting since Martin Gerber has rocked a Star Wars mask that I take this one time opportunity to geek out. Though I do geek out on the regular, this time I should realllllly go for it. But when presented with such a great chance,

Next Game Toronto Maple Leafs @ Washington Capitals Thursday, Mar 5, 2009, 7:00 PM EST Verizon Center Pre-Game: 6:30 p.m., Leafs TV Broadcast: 7 p.m., Sportsnet, Leafs TV Interactive, AM640, Post-Game: 9:30 p.m., Leafs TV Post Video: mapleleafs.com Complete Coverage > Martin Gerber, plucked

Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga choo choo? Vesa Toskala, shown above doing the Charleston, is a ruiner. He ruins everything that's wholesome and good in this world. "But Chemmy," eyebleaf someone will say, "Toskala made 49 saves on 52 shots last night. That&

0:21 remaining in the 4th 1 2 3 OT Total New Jersey Devils 1 0 1 0 2 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 2 0 2 Join the Game Thread Odin is an expert photochopper. Play this song while staring into his eyes. Another overtime game. But the mighty

Intermission 1 2 3 Total New Jersey Devils 1 0 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 Join the Game Thread This is exciting. That was sarcasm. This is so boring. Someone please stop the reign of Brodeur's terror. This is your third period thread. Get out your

1:06 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total New Jersey Devils 1 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Join the Game Thread Wasn't it nice of PPP to impersonate me? He did a fairly good job of pretending to be me. What would have sealed it

This is actually your benevolent overlord PPP (not be confused with the evil overlord Chemmy) that is testing a problem out. Or uncovering that Wrap is a luddite. Anyway, first off, make your SPG Picks. The main reason being that we are going to give away some bobbleheads based on

Next Game New Jersey Devils @ Toronto Maple Leafs Pre-Game: 6:30pm LeafsTV Broadcast: 7:30pm Sportsnet, AM640 Post-Game: 10:30pm LeafsTV Opposition Coverage: In Lou We Trust (SBN) Tuesday, Mar 3, 2009, 7:30 PM EST Air Canada Centre Complete Coverage > Previous Meetings Final - 12.16.2008 1

Final - 2.28.2009 1 2 3 OT Total Toronto Maple Leafs 2 0 1 1 4 Ottawa Senators 0 2 1 0 3 Complete Coverage > Toronto just can't seem to stop getting points. Going 4-0-2 in their last six, this Leafs squad has to have

1 2 3 OT Total Toronto Maple Leafs 2 0 1 1 4 Ottawa Senators 0 2 1 0 3 Join the Game Thread Maybe you should consider wearing a visor and a jaw guard, nancy. How Much Does Ottawa Suck? A Lot7More Than A Lot81