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Intermission 1 2 3 Total Ottawa Senators 0 2 2 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 2 Join the Game Thread Can we please not be tied? Can a Sens blood get punched out please? My requests are small I think. Period three darlings.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Ottawa Senators 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Join the Game Thread Leafs are winning! Do we want the Leafs to be winning? What is the plan, can someone please tell me? Man, I'd love some crazy bread right now...

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus Hath told you Caesar was ambitious: If it were

Next Game Ottawa Senators @ Toronto Maple Leafs Opposition Coverage: Silver Seven Sens Saturday, Apr 11, 2009, 7:05 PM EDT Air Canada Centre Complete Coverage > Nothing the Leafs can do tonight will match this embarrassment This year's final installment of the Battle of Ontario (formerly the Rape

Final - 4.8.2009 1 2 3 Total Buffalo Sabres 0 1 2 3 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 0 0 1 Complete Coverage > Cujo celebrates tying Gump Worsley's record Who said that the Leafs wouldn't be setting any records this year? Well, technically they didn&

1:52 remaining in the 2nd 1 2 3 Total Buffalo Sabres 0 1 1 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 0 1 Join the Game Thread Sabres, in the words of Juno MacGuff, WHOA DREAM BIG. This is your third period thread. Sorry I have been a terrible Princess. It won&

0:39 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total Buffalo Sabres 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Join the Game Thread GUYS DID YOU KNOW THE LEAFS HAVE AN OFFSPRING OF SOMEONE WHO WAS IN SLAPSHOT? I have no idea if you got that memo. But at this

The dork in me ponders things a lot. Today I was thinking, what color lightsaber would I weild? But then I was like, hmmmm would I instead use a blaster ala Han Solo? So many decisions. I think the girl in me might want a pink saber, which don'

Next Game Buffalo Sabres @ Toronto Maple Leafs Opposition Coverage: Die By The Blade Wednesday, Apr 8, 2009, 7:30 PM EDT Air Canada Centre Complete Coverage > Bloggers are contractually obligated to mention this goal when referring to Brad May Brad May #10 / Left Wing / Toronto Maple Leafs Height: 6-

I live in Devils TV territory, just outside of NYC (though on the opposite side). Last night the Rangers, Islanders, Knicks, and Devils all played which ruined my chance to see the Leafs in HD. Crud. Luckily for me the game was worth watching. I turned on my TV at

0:40 remaining in the 3rd 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 3 0 1 4 New Jersey Devils 0 1 0 1 Join the Game Thread Okay, well, let's all laugh at the Devils. GRBZRKR shuts the door and CORRECTION: The Good Hamilton pots the game

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 3 0 3 New Jersey Devils 0 1 1 Join the Game Thread HEY! Look at that! The Leafs have scored a lot of goals against Martin Brodeur. If he's been in their division his entire career he wouldn'

0:35 remaining in the 1st 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 3 3 New Jersey Devils 0 0 Join the Game Thread I feel joy and elation. What is going on?! This is your second period thread. GO LEAFS GO. Thanks Kerry!

Alright lovelies, y'all ready for the Devils? Or Debbies as the Puck Huffers call them. And you know a game thread isn't complete unless I bring up food. I love Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. You know what makes them even better? Chilling them in the freezer,

Next Game Toronto Maple Leafs @ New Jersey Devils Opposition Coverage: In Lou We Trust Tuesday, Apr 7, 2009, 7:00 PM EDT Prudential Center Complete Coverage > Good news first: Devils left wing Patrik Elias and defenseman Niclas Havelid both skated lightly this morning, but head coach Brent Sutter said

Well, that wasn't pretty. I was in a bar in Brooklyn last night drinking Weihanstephaner hefeweizen and enjoying the afterglow of the Sox game yesterday when I realized it was 8pm and I should check the Leafs score. "2-0 eh? That blows." The Leafs got

I feel like going on a Christian Bale rant right now. I really do. See that pic? That happened WAYYYYYY too many times. GUH. Post game reaction. Hugs not drugs kids.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Montreal Canadiens 2 2 4 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 0 Join the Game Thread I am gonna start pistol whipping unless the Leafs get a goal. Perhaps I am operating on "the beatings will continue until morale improves." This is your third

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Montreal Canadiens 2 2 Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Join the Game Thread Well what a wonderful first period. How did your SPG picks go? Cherry's outfit is awfully subdued. Is he feeling alright? This is your second period thread.

With the addition of Christian Hanson there have been many "puttin' on the foil" jokes. I think the Leafs should instead be "puttin' on the staches." The Wendel staches. I am willing to forgive last night's game if a Habs blood gets

Next Game Montreal Canadiens @ Toronto Maple Leafs Opposition Coverage: Habs Eyes On The Prize Saturday, Apr 4, 2009, 7:00 PM EDT Air Canada Centre Complete Coverage > Let's re-live the last meeting between the old rivals Let's see what the General Manager thinks of

I promised I wouldn't mention the Kaberle for Carter trade in this post. Oh, crap. Oh well, you can't win 'em all. Enjoy the game in six (aka another lazy post), I'm off to New York to watch the Sox play. Howabout that

I don't have words. Do you have words?  I am resisting a massive Luke Schenn pic spam for fear PPP will rough me up. And not even in the fun way. Post game reaction time. Jeff Carter with his first career hattie. This sums up my feelings regarding

1:01 remaining in the 2nd 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 2 2 Philadelphia Flyers 5 1 6 Join the Game Thread MY GOD HE IS RELENTLESS. Luke Schenn is starting the comeback. This has to be done; Period three...Let's do ittttttt.

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Toronto Maple Leafs 0 0 Philadelphia Flyers 5 5 Join the Game Thread In the words of Jeremy Clarkson; THIS HAS NOT GONE WELL. Seriously, I might die. I advise everyone drinking to stop. We don't have enough body bags. Period two. Woooo.