From The Branches

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From the Branches or FTB as it's known, is the daily links and chat post for Pension Plan Puppets.

The Electric Devereaux

* Maple Leafs top analyst Dr Steve delivers his summer itinerary for you all. * An imminent decision on Gilroy's future? TSM thinks it's possible, along with a Swedish jaunt for BB. Can't imagine why he'd be over there. * Since we're talking

The Final Day

* After a long and tortuous path, with broken hearts and dreams in their wake, our beloved team have finally made the playoffs. Yes, the Anaheim Ducks Marlies have done it. Just don't celebrate too much. * Toronto Sports Media has shocking intelligence that Cox might be beginning to see

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* Down Goes Brown has another of his wonderful chart run downs - this time it's the 10 dumbest moments in the Battle of Ontario! * All of a sudden, we're all about Jonas Gustavsson. The good Dr. Steve, Toronto Sports Media and Sleza all have the drop on

The Safe Word Is "Clouston"

* Toronto Sports Media reports on Water Closet Howard trying to dig himself out of a self-dug hole. * More questions to ponder with Maple Leaf Hot Stove, in addition to a game review. * On subject of which, mf37 did a live blog on the game which is reviewed here. Die

Small Eyes, Like A Crab.

* A good performance from the Gerberserker last night, with Dr. Steve and the Maple Leafs Hot Stove lauding the plaudits. * Blurr plays armchair GM in the Left Coast Lock. * The Battle of New York had the decency to put up their game review after one period last night. And things

You Have The Manners Of A Goat!

I may be immortal, but I'm still not playing in goal. * USA, 2010 Olympic Champions - It's now the only possible outcome. Puck Daddy reviews Wilson's appointment and the Sharks with their wonderful sense of humour. * Toronto Sports Media and more of the words of

Have You Ever Been Inside A...Turkish Prison?

* It's about time the NHL took the moral high ground from we cheating Leafs and Down Goes Brown knows just what needs to be done. * We're not just blessed with hockey analysis from Dr. Steve, we get journalism analysis too. Damien 'Always A Solid Argument&

Cause And Side Effect

The first rule of the FTB is that we don't talk about nights like last night until a decent and fitting period of mourning has passed... * A belated link for a piece by Dr. Steve on the improvin' Kulemin. * Pogge turns aside 34 of 36 as the

A Six Goal Head Start Is Only Sporting

* The analytical lowdown on Bozak with Dr. Steve. * Cheap shots and unfailing and sensible logic in Cox Bloc. * Toronto Sports Media asks if there are more college players to come and talks Watters and McCown. * The chaps at the Hot Stove caution against giving up picks, debate who's

Find A Map And Draw A Straight Line

* Steve drops his analysis science on some possible trade targets for the summer. * Down Goes Brown seeks to give Tyler Bozak a friendly nudge down the path of true enlightenment. * More Frogren fallout, with Toronto Sports Media and some superb Simpsons riffage from mf37. * Leafs fandom and support is alive

I've Got Ham, But I'm Not A Hamster

* The Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Draft Pick: A novella in three parts, written by Maple Leaf Hot Stove , Toronto Sports Media and mf37. * Moving on from hideous injustice, TSM takes a look at the months and years ahead and the implications for the roster. * Recently departed, dearly missed - A

Polar Foil

How you like? I say, how you like? Not so much, huh? * Awful, dreadful, horrid and inspid news from the Bloc. Read at your own risk. * More on the NCAA signings explosion over at the Bitter Leaf fan Page, written up by mf37. * TSM reports that noted explosion-phile Jerry

Feeling The Playoff Itch? I'll Fetch The Ointment.

Geez, I don't know...maybe we could put White in goal? * To hell with Zednik, TSM gives you your Masterson winner this year: Ian White. Also, it's not just Wilson that has to put up with stupid questions. * Featuring the only the one man I wanted

Ray J Funny? Or OJ Funny?

Look at him being rough there. I should break it up, but he's just so hot right now. I love being a linesman... * To prospects news first - Viktor Stålberg continues his points rip in the Frozen Four while Toronto Sports Media speculates on the future destination of Tyler

In The Future, When All's Well

Nay, old man. I have not seen your franchise goalie around here. * Dr Steve lauds the Poni and reassures on the draft. * Eyebleaf picks over the bones of another carcass of a game. * Marlies lose. Blame Pogge! * Actually, blame Jared - if this is anything to go by anyway. * Just what

Careless In Our Summer Clothes.

* Early springtime is the best time of year for sightings of a Mittenstringer - share the binoculars with Cox Bloc. * Steve looks at the best thing to come back from Switzerland since Toblerone: Jay Harrison and also at the latest exploits of Viktor Stålberg. * Thinking about free agency already is Toronto

Harder To Pick Than A Broken Nose

Meanwhile, back at the Kremlin... * Steve brings his analysis to bear on Ian White, MVP(!?!). * Toronto Sports Media covers Wilson's relationship with the...eh, Toronto Sports Media. * Down Goes Brown was at Chapters at midnight to get the first copy of Leafs Abomination - it's easier to

Erase/Rewind

* The Doctor is in: Steve has more reasons as to why only 9 games remain for the Blue and White this year and also why it's all looking a bit rum for the Marlies. * Toronto Sports Media transcribes BB's adventures on the wireless and speculates if

Black Bag Ops

"When are WE going to get a mental goalie, Dad?" Right - hold the fort, chaps - I've had a great idea. It seems obvious to me that the league needs to play another half a season this year - about forty more games, I reckon. And let'

Nibbled To Death By (Un-Mighty) Ducks

You're the best! No, YOU'RE the best! * Toronto Sports Media lays out the red carpet for AO in TO this evening. * Never knowingly not trying to stir up trouble, Down Goes Brown has suggestions for the next celebration du jour. * The Leaf questions for the day,

Not Going Gently Into That Good Night.

OR - If we can't play, then we're taking our puck with us and no-one else can play either. Hey you. Yes, you over there, with the acne and the glasses. Put down that copy of Poe, finish your creme de menthe and come sit over

Who You Gonna Call?

I ain't afraid of no embarrassingly long goal horn Some mornings are just beautiful, no? Even more so than the night before. Ah, who am I kidding - what could be more beautiful than that? * Dr Steve can smell burning - do we actually have a line on fire this

94.2% Proof, By Volume

* Toronto Sports Media takes a look into the not so distant past. * Hey, the Marlies suck at the shootout just as badly as their big brothers! * On the subject of the Marlies, Andre 'Oh no' Deveaux got sent back down again. * Norman James and Eyebleaf both take a

The Relentless Tick Tock Of The Clock

Today we're light on laughs and heavy on links. Well, heavier on links than laughs anyway. So just like most days! My apologies - it's been a helluva morning on the National Affairs desk today...but Portugal in the early Spring? Well yes, that sounds lovely... * The

Your Celebrity Commentator For The Night...

* Potential trouble in paradise with Cujo again? Toronto Sports Media brings you all the bestest news. mf37 has some thoughts on the matter too. * Over at the BoO, The Muppet takes a look at the man filling that Moore shaped hole in the roster. * General Borschevsky is going to stat
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