Editor's Note: Welcome to the inaugural edition of the Mirtle Mailbag here at Pension Plan Puppets. Thanks to

As I sat in the middle of collecting the links for today's FTB, my phone rang. On the

As some of you may have noticed, our little corner of the internet is growing. There has been a pretty

Please forgive me if today's FTB is a little... bland.  I've been taking care of the

Final - 2.8.2010 1 2 3 Total San Jose Sharks 0 2 1 3 Toronto Maple Leafs 1

After coming out flat to start the second and falling behind 2-1, the Leafs regained their first period speed, hustle,

Intermission 1 2 3 Total San Jose Sharks 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 1 1 Join the Game Thread It

I said hey, Schenners, baby I got your money, so don't you worry... The Leafs slaughtered the Senators

I'm assuming that most of you reading this have played an action adventure video game at some point

A couple of thoughts before we get going here: First, I want to offer my sincerest condolences to the Burke

Editor's Note: Before any Atlanta Thrashers fans lose their shit please take a look at SkinnyFish's

Niklas Hagman is exactly the kind of UFA signing that the Toronto Maple Leafs should be looking to sign this

Hats off to the New Orleans Saints for winning Superbowl 44 and saving us from hearing more asinine comparisons of

Luke owns Ottawa so much, they should just rename the team the "Schennators" Our very own Archimedies, via

Less than 24 hours after being informed of the death of Brian Burke's son Brendan the Toronto Maple

Where to start with this game? Well, how about with Matt Carkner getting KTFO: Throw in Phil Kessel potting two

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Ottawa Senators 0 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 3 1 4 Phil Kessel has two

Intermission 1 2 3 Total Ottawa Senators 0 0 Toronto Maple Leafs 3 3 Join the Game Thread I'

Tonight will be the fourth meeting between the two provincial 'rivals'. All three previous meetings have been decided

The Ottawa Senators roll into Toronto on the back of a franchise-best 11 game winning streak. Their road record is

Last night I was at a game when I kept seeing Brendan Burke's name run across my twitter

I thought we'd give the levity a miss today if it's okay with you chaps. * More

I noted last night that the story I wrote last night about Brendan Burke was the top search result for

The feelings of frustration over the Toronto Maple Leafs' 4-3 loss to the New Jersey Devils were quickly diminished

Well, that sucked. Tough end to the game and it highlights just how focused the Leafs have to be to