Cathy Squires

The NHL has zero new tests this week.

The team produces great defence and abysmal offence, but what does each player do?

They have two Latvian goalies. This shouldn’t be allowed.

He’ll be Yegor again before we know it.

Including Andreas Johnsson

Which one gets the roster spot?

All but the “if necessary” games (for most teams) have firm times, dates and broadcast channels, and we have some intel on streaming.

Can you name the Blue Jackets goalies? Can you say the names of the Leafs goalies without a snarl of irritation?

The long list of “unfit to play” players has led everyone to expect much worse news.

Are they the team no one wants to play for? Or are they more like the team they finished tied with than we want to admit?

And the loose cannon award gets handed out as well.

Your ideas of term deals are actually bad for him and the team.

The final list is now official, and you can review it here.

Finally, we agree on something!

Hearing that other teams are upset about Toronto having three Os in their name.

Nate MacKinnon and Ryan O’Reilly are the other finalists.

He disputes the ranking.

It’s Matthews vs Andersen, and there can be only one winner.

It’s all about LTIR, even though that’s never mentioned.

Who else?

The epic battle of the Leafs vs the Blue Jackets will come down to who has the best penalty kill. Wait.. that can’t be right.

And because “unfit to play” could mean anything, we’re left to speculate.

Even in a document as dry as the CBA Memo of Understanding, you can find some amusement. If you work at it.

Auston Matthews confirms COVID-19.

Who plays whom, when and where