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The regression is coming on strong.

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Godd Till and his merry men introduce fruit-flavoured malt liquor to the good people of 1990.

Yes, it's that time of year again.

Bloge Salming is back with a video about James Reimer and how he feels about how this season has gone.

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A loss to the St Louis Blues makes the Leafs' last few games into some must-wins against some stuff opponents.

Because the blues are likely what we're going to be singing this evening.

Curtis Rush of the Toronto Star wrote an incredibly inept article about the mouthbreathers that fired malicious tweets at James Reimer's wife April in which he managed to denigrate friend of the blog @Hope_Smoke.

There's no doubt that James Reimer is having a rough run of games. But what is behind this streak?

Things are getting dicey in Leafsville

There is really only one difference between the Leafs on a 5-game losing streak and a team that wins: goaltending.

Things are getting ugly. Real ugly.

Leafs have to rally from loss to Canadiens as the Devils will be hungry for a win at home.

The Leafs face a familiar foe tonight, and the pressure is on to halt their current losing skid.

A quick look at Detroit's netminding offers Leafs fans a window into the Leafs' past, present, and future.

Don't leave us, James.

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