So who saw that coming?

For those of you who weren't around last night and are just starting to hear the news now,

TSN's Free Agent Rankings

TSN has put up an article about the "best of the rest" ie. remaining UFAs. I really hope

Who is Marek Svatos?

Now that Kovalchuk is officially off the market and not a Leaf, I thought I'd take a look

Pension Plan Puppets Suicide Hotline: 515-y-no-ilya

Well it's official; Brian Burke did not sign Ilya Kovalchuk. Right about now you're going through

Puppies rule

I did little to nothing this weekend aside from relax, visit family and drink beer outside. It was pretty darned

Gone Fishin'

No FTB today because we're sipping drinks by the pool. Post links in the comments and discuss them

Movie Night

So Friday night movie night was a tradition for me when I was in college.  I had 30+ hours of

Paging Dr. SkinnyFish to the FTB

I'm gonna keep this short and sweet as I need to get to bed here soon. Why you

Marcel Müller. Mueller? Mueller?

Per Capgeek Marcel Müller's (transliterated as 'Mueller') contract is two years for $2.25M total, broken

What would you do with the cup?

So everyone knows the Old Spice commercial: I'm the man your man could smell like. Old Spice has

Filling in the Holes

With free agency slowed down to the speed of an indecisive Russian snail, there's not much to talk

You CAN Say That on Television

This post really only pertains to the United States, but whatever. Hear me out. Yesterday, a US federal appeals court

Introducing PPP Biggest Loser

Hanging out in the Chatty Cathy today a bunch of commenters on this fair site were discussing starting diets. I

On Fernando Pisani

Before he left for his European vacation (or fishing trip with Burke?) PPP mentioned a desire to sign free agent,

Commissioner Bettman: Overpaid? An Interleague Comparison

Jason Deforest from the Fan960 in Calgary, AB earlier today tweeted that Gary Bettman made $7.23M as NHL commissioner

Hockey > Soccer In Case You Didn't Know

Finally, the World Cup is over and done with. Just like we do the Monday after the Super Bowl, we

HUP HUP HUP

Today's the big game in the world cup, and I know who my team is.  So... HUP HOLLAND

Housekeeping and Kris Versteeg

By the time this is published I should be making my way to the airport as I head off to

Lebda Lebda Lebda!

That's a Brady Bunch reference. If you didn't get it because you never watched the Brady

What's a 6th Defenseman Anyway? - A Brett Lebda Study

Last night, for some reason or another, Brian Burke signed defenseman Brett Lebda to a two-year deal worth $1.45M

Podcast 9: Recorded Before Lebda

[iTunes] [Direct Link] [Podcast RSS Feed] We talk about: * The Kris Versteeg acquisition * The Colby Armstrong signing * Rumors of Zherdev

Roll Call

Due to the extreme nature of the Brett Lebda signing (apparently) I think we need to do a roll call

Toronto Maple Leafs Sign Brett Lebda

The Toronto Maple Leafs, for reasons known only to them, have signed free agent defenceman Brett Lebda formerly of the

Formidable Opponent: Incentives-Based Contracts

Still blue about the Kessel trade? Think about Ricky Williams. In 1999 the New Orleans Saints traded their entire draft

PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries and Kitten Ranch LLC

Now often times around here you'll here Pension Plan Puppets referred to by its full legal name PPP
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