Empty Calories

Total 106 Posts
Not every meal has to be nutritious, and some articles are just for fun.

Miscellaneous Leaf Thoughts: Matthews’ Defence and Other Rants

Some thoughts as the Leafs get a few days off.

To the rest of the NHL, we’re sorry

An apology to every NHL team from deep in our hearts.

Let’s Just Contract The Ottawa Senators

It’s the kindest thing for everyone.

Who was the best player drafted in 2009?

This is totally not a trick question.

So you’re saying there’s a chance: seventh-round wonders — Part 2

Deeper in the past, the career points get more amazing when there’s a big hit in the last few picks of the draft.

So you’re saying there’s a chance: seventh-round wonders — Part 1

Do you get tired of hearing about the high probability that a late round pick won’t make it? How about a look at the ones who did.

Tavares to the Leafs: A High School Musical Story

The city of Toronto burst into song once John Tavares made his choice, but was that the only musical number that day?

James van Riemsdyk: six years and 433 games as a Maple Leaf

He scored a lot of goals, and he stole my heart.

Placing bets on the Leafs UFA destinations

Gambling is best when it’s imaginary.

PPP Roundtable: John Tavares Free Agent Circus Edition

Where we kvetch about this week-long drama.

Miscellaneous Leafs Thoughts: But What Does Washington’s Win Mean For The Leafs?

The Vesey trade, extensions for the Big Three, Babs and Auston, and more.

5 Things the Maple Leafs brass are really confused about

Some guy Jose Bautista has never heard of thinks the Leafs are confused by Auston Matthews. We think that’s silly.

The 2011-12 Calder Cup Final and the infamous OT goal that sank the Marlies

Six years later, Game 3 against the Norfolk Admirals lives on in infamy.

An open letter to Kyle Dubas

People want you to change things up Kyle, there’s nothing more anti-establishment than this.

Miscellaneous Leaf Thoughts: The Lull

Thoughts about Gardiner, Engvall, the draft, and more.

The Schadenfreude Hockey League: May Day Edition

Let us laugh at our rivals, that we may feel joy.

Oh, NHL Shop, what did you do now?

Jets fans in Europe are given a very special offer to promote the best player from the 2016 draft.

Miscellaneous Leaf Thoughts: We’re Still Alive Edition

Random Leaf thoughts after a bonkers Game 5.

Well, Shit

Gonna have some feelings now.

PPP judges our pre-season predictions and makes some new NHL Awards guesses

We never learn. We’re making new predictions to be wrong about, too.

Miscellaneous Leafs Thoughts

Some Leafs thoughts for the lull.

The Optimist/Pessimist Guide To The Leafs’ Playoff Race

Our split personality Leafs fan looks at the Leafs’ run to the playoffs.

My favourite GIFs from last night’s Toronto Maple Leafs win over Pittsburgh

Tessa, Scott, and Nazem stole the show last night.
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